last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
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Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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