So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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