If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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