Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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