I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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