So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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