i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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