I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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