My friends, they love my intelligence
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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