is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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