I wish I could punch you in the face.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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