they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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