But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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