I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is