Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.