I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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