whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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