No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
