Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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