you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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