tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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