Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We named our party play list daddy issues
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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