Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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