he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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