: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Are these your boobs on my camera?
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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