you win again, gameday.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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