is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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