69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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