Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Randomize
