his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
