Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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