Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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