Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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