Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
it was like eating out sand paper
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
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I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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