i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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