That's intense
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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