physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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