just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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