The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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