is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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