Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
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