People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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