The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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