I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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