Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I have post one night stand depression
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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