oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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