I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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