I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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