This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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