It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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