those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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