Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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