my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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