Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
i've created a new STD.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Randomize