Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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