Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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