I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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