He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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