I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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