Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
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I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams