Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
39 Memes Anyone Who Cries When They See Their Bank Account Will Relate To
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.