If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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