Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
We need to rekindle our bromance
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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