you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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